Are you fed up of other people nicking your favourite seat in front of the TV whenever you go to the toilet? Well, once you know the secret of this Save My Seat, you need never lose your seat again! It's a realistic looking mess which, when placed on your seat, will easily dissuade people from sitting down. First off, decide on the splatter shape that you're going to go for. Mould some modelling clay into the shape that you want. Next, lay some cling film over the top to keep all the mixture in the shape. Now for the mixture! To make it look like custard, add some yellow paint to PVA glue, and give it a good mix. For that extra lumpy look, mix in some lumps of yellow modelling clay. Then pour the mix onto the cling film, making sure that you don't go over the edges. Place a piece of cutlery in the mixture, and leave it to dry overnight. When it's dry, peel off the cling film, and the Save My Seat is ready to use. Why not use food colouring for a brilliant translucent effect like this jammy knife. Or try this sausage and beans, with a knife and fork! Or these mushy peas... With Save My Seat you'll never lose your favourite seat again. Just make sure you wait for the glue to dry first!